Front Cover |
Actor |
Back Cover |
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Kathy Bates |
'Don't hit me' Woman
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Nelson Aguilar |
Construction Worker
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Serina Aguilar |
Construction Worker
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Vince Amadio |
King Yummy
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Chuck Becker |
Chuck Num
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Nathan Decker |
Nathan Blocks
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Janet Doe |
Dance Instructor
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Jack Dougherty |
Jack
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Donald Hamby |
Don
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Andy Hick |
Computer Guy
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Gina DeVettori |
Museum Girl 2 (as Gina Rose)
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Jivani Jordan |
Jivani
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Jivanni Jordan |
Jivanni
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Jimmy Lam |
Jimmy Chops
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Cung Le |
Mort Ission
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Movie Details |
Genre |
Action; Adventure |
Director |
Todd Roy |
Producer |
Todd Roy |
Writer |
Todd Roy |
Studio |
Trinidad |
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Language |
English |
Audience Rating |
NR (Not Rated) |
Running Time |
90 mins |
Country |
USA |
Color |
Color |
IMDb Rating |
8.5 |
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Plot |
Bad Acting Good Kung Fu
It's like porno but with Kung Fu instead of sex!
This is the epic saga of five kung fu students struggling in the harsh landscape of Silicon Valley. Strap yourself in for this white-knuckle ride as members of Kwoon kung fu school battle against the forces of darkness in the form of relentless masked assassins, a zombified mummy, a power hungry mob boss and a novice Grim Reaper.
Combine that with a lack of acting skills that would make David Hasselhoff flinch and fights that would make Jet Li proud and you have the magic that is Kwoon.
So sit back, kick off your split-toed ninja shoes, grab some green tea (or yummy booze) and enjoy three 1/2 hour Kwoon episodes in lovely DVD quality video. |
Personal Details |
My Rating |
5 |
Seen It |
Yes |
Index |
199 |
Collection Status |
In Collection |
Purchase Price |
$10.06 |
Links |
Amazon US
DVD Empire
IMDB
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Edition Details |
Format |
DVD |
Region |
Region 1 |
Screen Ratio |
Fullscreen (4:3) |
Layers |
Single Side, Single Layer |
Barcode |
806923010290 |
Release Date |
2/10/2004 |
Packaging |
Keep Case |
Audio Tracks |
Dolby Digital 5.1 [English] |
Nr of Disks/Tapes |
1 |
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Extra Features
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Trailers Outtakes Audio Commentary Interview Footage Hidden Features Bonus Videos
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