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Kwoon (2004)
Front Cover Actor Back Cover
Kathy Bates 'Don't hit me' Woman
Nelson Aguilar Construction Worker
Serina Aguilar Construction Worker
Vince Amadio King Yummy
Chuck Becker Chuck Num
Nathan Decker Nathan Blocks
Janet Doe Dance Instructor
Jack Dougherty Jack
Donald Hamby Don
Andy Hick Computer Guy
Gina DeVettori Museum Girl 2 (as Gina Rose)
Jivani Jordan Jivani
Jivanni Jordan Jivanni
Jimmy Lam Jimmy Chops
Cung Le Mort Ission
Movie Details
Genre Action; Adventure
Director Todd Roy
Producer Todd Roy
Writer Todd Roy
Studio Trinidad
Language English
Audience Rating NR (Not Rated)
Running Time 90 mins
Country USA
Color Color
IMDb Rating 8.5
Plot
Bad Acting Good Kung Fu

It's like porno but with Kung Fu instead of sex!

This is the epic saga of five kung fu students struggling in the harsh landscape of Silicon Valley. Strap yourself in for this white-knuckle ride as members of Kwoon kung fu school battle against the forces of darkness in the form of relentless masked assassins, a zombified mummy, a power hungry mob boss and a novice Grim Reaper.

Combine that with a lack of acting skills that would make David Hasselhoff flinch and fights that would make Jet Li proud and you have the magic that is Kwoon.

So sit back, kick off your split-toed ninja shoes, grab some green tea (or yummy booze) and enjoy three 1/2 hour Kwoon episodes in lovely DVD quality video.
Personal Details
My Rating 5
Seen It Yes
Index 199
Collection Status In Collection
Purchase Price $10.06
Links Amazon US
DVD Empire
IMDB
Edition Details
Format DVD
Region Region 1
Screen Ratio Fullscreen (4:3)
Layers Single Side, Single Layer
Barcode 806923010290
Release Date 2/10/2004
Packaging Keep Case
Audio Tracks Dolby Digital 5.1 [English]
Nr of Disks/Tapes 1
Extra Features
Trailers
Outtakes
Audio Commentary
Interview Footage
Hidden Features
Bonus Videos